Over 102968

Wisdom Demotivational Poster

RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."

WISDOM - you get wisdom from experiance you get experiance from bad judgement this man will be very wise very soon

TAGS: wisdom
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by CaptCourageous

motifayk - November 12, 2011, 12:27 pm
Sure will get some experience...

WISDOM - Knowing when to share.



KNOWLEDGE VS WISDOM - Knowledge:knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Not putting it in a fruit salad.

TAGS: fruit tomato knowledge wisdom
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Zetmonk - June 15, 2012, 10:05 am
Like Aubergine?
CloudchaserS - June 15, 2012, 7:44 am
My logic is that if tomatoes were a fruit, they'd go great with a fruit salad instead of a veggie salad

PRAIRIE PROVERBS - Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.

TAGS: proverbs wisdom worry sleepy quote
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:28 am
Ain't that the truth.
beastmaster - July 29, 2012, 9:02 pm
Thank you! :)
maoworks2 - March 29, 2012, 7:03 am
Very Nice!
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:54 pm



TAGS: ancient wisdom calendar
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - December 26, 2017, 9:23 pm
Back at ya Bunnyman
Sean - December 26, 2017, 8:04 pm
tl;dr ... I mean jeepers. 5 line of text ... who has that kinda time? Good to see you Greeny!!!!
Cyberhagen - August 31, 2011, 3:54 pm
But kids these days.. -actually, kids all throughout history- think they know everything already. There are certain things only experience can teach.
smalltownguy - August 30, 2011, 11:57 am
Sigh. Youth is wasted on the young.
gas - August 29, 2011, 11:39 am
they're waiting for the movie to come out
CloudchaserS - August 29, 2011, 10:23 am
There's also that emotional and spiritual strength isn't something that can be gained by reading a book. It takes time to build strength, kinda like working out to build muscle


TAGS: wisdom starwars nothing to lose challenge
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:58 pm
Thanks Man, And Your Latest Batch Of Posters Were Truly De-motivational, It's nice to see the noob bunch doing well :D
crankyhead - October 10, 2010, 3:53 pm
Awesome use of the picture Hammy. Easy 5 =)
Reality Lord - October 10, 2010, 9:55 am

so true hammy.....so true. 5L...again

WISDOM - It's what 'Post It' was invented for.

TAGS: wisdom
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by atterse

rerun - March 31, 2011, 6:00 pm

post to motitwist as well

A Beer In Hand -

TAGS: beer words wisdom fridge vintage
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

mariand - November 27, 2014, 7:11 pm
hehehe... good one


TAGS: words of wisdom
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 3:16 am
this one is funny........5 pregnant X girlfriends.
Anything - March 9, 2010, 6:02 pm
Some kinda overused phrase...4l then.

COUNTRY WISDOM - A smart man can learn from others mistakes

TAGS: country wisdom learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:52 pm
I wonder if Ray would let us build our own "man shacks" there too?
Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:49 pm
It's kind of like sleeping on the couch, camping with TV. Got my beer, got my dogs, hell I actually like it...
Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:29 pm
If you got cable IT DON'T MATTER!


TAGS: wisdom teeth hand growth rerun
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by rerun

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 3:59 pm
Rumor has it, G.W. Bush was born without wisdom teeth. Explains why his never came in.
Krissie - January 2, 2011, 6:02 pm
5 l's from me, LOVED it. kinda made me cringe-4 wisdom teeth pulled. That doesn't include 3 molars I had pulled last year :P
Sean - January 1, 2011, 1:27 pm
Nothing wrong with that, rerun. You done good. On a similar tack: "Oh great, the wisest thing about me and there's no room for it in my head -- not even in my big mouth."
rerun - January 1, 2011, 12:45 pm

I have tried, in vain to find a motivating quote for this pic, however I always seem to end up back here.
Reality Lord - January 1, 2011, 12:32 pm



Preschooler Wisdom -

TAGS: preschooler wisdom
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

Greeny - May 1, 2013, 8:00 pm
Wait till this photo ends up in his high school graduation slide show
steve1961 - May 1, 2013, 7:54 pm
Thanks for the clarification. To be honest, I don't know anything about this g-a-y lifestyle stuff...I get nervous just using the rear entrance at the mall...I'd make a lousy homosexual.
Vinxman - May 1, 2013, 7:40 pm
Why aren't the relatives concerned that the child may be color blind?
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 7:10 pm
Hell, the kid's still in preschool. He's just as likely to turn out to be a football player (although then again that doesn't mean he won't be g-a-y anyway, hmmm)
spacedog - May 1, 2013, 5:55 pm
HA! I thought the same dang thing when I read the line about the shoes being made of zebra. Hemingway... singing the Monty Burns song See My Vest.
steve1961 - May 1, 2013, 11:57 am
There's a great youtube clip where a father sees his boy playing with barbies. The father tries to get him to play with gi joes. In the end the kid was imagining himself with 2 girls and imagined his dad as being g-a-y.
steve1961 - May 1, 2013, 11:50 am
So did the kid turn out to be g-a-y or not? I lost track.
Krickit - May 1, 2013, 10:29 am
The kids smile sets off my gaydar more then the shoes do.
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:42 am
RonE??? Ron2, I meant Ron2
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:19 am
Then, if he passes out before me, Zippy and Flash will magically go back to their rainbow bright world. If I pass out before him, well, that lad can take care of himself no matter what he’s wearin’.
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:19 am
Or, I’d just sit the lad down and pour him a jigger of a good single malt. Never too early to be introduced to the game of shots.
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:17 am
“So, Zippy, I was trampled by a herd of water buffalos, how’d you die?” “Well, Flash, I was taken down by a Calvin Klein rep and gutted and sewn by a six year old in Shenzhen.”
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:17 am
No, I’d take the lad aside and talk him into giving them names and putting them on his hands as muppets, using them for show and tell.
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:16 am
I concur with everything RonE is sayin’, but my mind goes to the lad liking zebras so much he wore them as shoes. Hemmingway would be so proud.
Greeny - May 1, 2013, 7:18 am
Seat Belt Fail, Parenting Fail
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 6:01 am
I think the whole point of the slide was that the adults took this far more seriously than the kids did. How much you want to bet his next pair of shoes is light-up Batman sneaks?
Ron2 - May 1, 2013, 4:50 am
change that they never will. Pink zebra shoes... not gay. Stupid. When he is old enough to defend himself verbally/physically... wear on brother man. Until that time. Protect him from other people the best you can. THAT... is a parents job.
Ron2 - May 1, 2013, 4:48 am
it would have been partially the kid who did the beating and the parents for allowing the child to be placed in that situation in the first place. No, it isn't fair. Life isn't fair. It is brutal and violent and regardless of what people try to do to..
Ron2 - May 1, 2013, 4:47 am
In a perfect world this would not be an issue. It is not a perfect world and we are charged with protecting our kids even from themselves. Kids are some of the cruelest animals on the face of the planet. Had he gotten beat up because of the shoes...
Hawamleh - May 1, 2013, 2:14 am
I'm with the great aunt and Gary on this one. Men should be raised to be men.
Silverheart - May 1, 2013, 1:17 am

Clothing color scheme doesn't have anything to do with sexual orientation. Althoug I take issue with this kid liking zebras more than Lion5.
GaryO - April 30, 2013, 9:47 pm
So…. zebras ARE gay mules…I knew it! (sorry Papa, I have to do these things)….aaaand I’m with the great aunt on this one. Now I’m going to drag my knuckles back to my cave….occasionally peering out from the dark, blinking.

WISDOM - By three methods we may learn wisdom : First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.

TAGS: wisdom dumb dumbass stupid sunny
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

foresti - December 20, 2010, 6:50 pm
done often. and if you use quotes, you could name the author in the tags.
5150monkeylove - December 19, 2010, 11:27 pm
I like this one, It would be great if you took your time and made more like this. Wordflow is a little off, PM a reg for different formats to use. 4L

WISDOM - Everywhere is within walking distance If you have the time

TAGS: wisdom walking time
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by house

WTFO - June 7, 2011, 12:44 am
Steven Wright quote.


TAGS: joke fake challenge 4 days late cowboy wisdom iceman
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

RSJake02 - February 24, 2012, 12:14 pm
Living in Montana, I approve thi5 joke! :)
Reality Lord - February 23, 2012, 5:33 pm

you missed jokefake day but meh...i love a good joke.
Airman - February 23, 2012, 11:32 am
works every time

Platitudes -

TAGS: platitudes aphorisms wisdom quotes nietzsche
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - February 11, 2014, 2:58 pm
Death by tickle? You are a cruel one indeed. :P
MissPriss - February 11, 2014, 2:34 pm
I just wanna give his toes a 5L tickle so badly...does that count?



TAGS: wisdom of the ages confucius iceman
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ICEMAN - September 2, 2011, 1:47 am
How is this possible?
Airman - August 29, 2011, 6:31 pm
i'm feeling much wiser now
crankyhead - August 28, 2011, 4:31 am
mmmmmmmmmm.... fi5h.


TAGS: grey scale drawing photoshop wisdom philosophy
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

MetalliTool - October 19, 2011, 9:20 pm
Nice one. Actually made me think,,, which is a miracle in itself!
rerun - October 16, 2011, 1:08 am

Excellent. Would be good at motitwist too


TAGS: sweet old lady with age comes wisdom
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 10:04 am
Dats right you gosh damn wipersnappers! 5L Ice

TOO MANY PEOPLE BUY THINGS THEY DON'T NEED - with money they don't have, trying to impress people they don't even like...

TAGS: wisdom
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

Me_ - January 7, 2010, 12:06 pm
30k millionaires keeping up with the Joneses.
Sidereal - January 7, 2010, 7:54 am
sad but true
Cubbybear - January 7, 2010, 1:00 am
I like the bluntness 5/5
Bartimaeus - January 7, 2010, 12:25 am
That's always a good thing. Originality is what makes a motifake great.
Dr. Rusak - January 7, 2010, 12:22 am
this time I came up with the idea
Bartimaeus - January 7, 2010, 12:13 am
Well if that isn't the gospel truth...5.

SOMETIMES - One likes foolish people for their folly Better than wise people for their wisdom


TAGS: wisdom elder lamborghini park fail
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

Bolverk37782 - February 9, 2012, 12:51 pm
Size Twelve Ego, Size Four Soul!!:-)


TAGS: lounge lizard wisdom
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

Squatchinator - December 29, 2010, 5:40 pm
Life, it isn't lived until you go through constipation...

LOONEY TUNES & OTHER CLASSIC CARTOONS - Often they taught us about LIFE while we were laughing. Sometimes they taught us to appreciate faults & differences. For some, the Classics will never fade away.

TAGS: cartoons provided wisdom through laughter
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

MissPriss - May 8, 2012, 6:31 pm
The Taz taught me a very important life lesson. When mad twirl around spew gibberish and others will tend to leave you alone ;)

WISDOM - I'm not as think as you drunk I am

COMMON SENSE - Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.


TAGS: wisdom path knowledge learning
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:16 pm

Deep thoughts by Agdaniele



TAGS: the original pic was entitled the path to wisdom like derrrrr
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Sean

TheOne - November 20, 2012, 7:58 pm
Magnifique! 5L
spacedog - April 25, 2010, 5:34 pm
Very nice, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 11:08 am
Brilliant!! 5L
DSATHeDRiZZLe - April 25, 2010, 12:47 am
nice...as usual
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:41 am



TAGS: zen buddhist monk wisdom burger
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

spacedog - July 29, 2010, 12:20 am
You friggin' kill dude. 5L


ART - Truly, it make us feel alive

The Ameican Hippie -

Trust Is Earned -

TAGS: recliner wisdom various ointments
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Reality Lord - February 7, 2014, 11:22 am



TAGS: culos oriental wisdom old phart
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by culos

Zreiser - December 11, 2010, 1:58 am
Absolutely classic...cudos culos!
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 1:07 pm
Man who stand on toilet, surely high on pot.
Cubbybear - December 3, 2010, 11:57 pm
5150monkeylove - December 3, 2010, 10:36 pm
seems a lot of new guys are using Smileys for their avatars.... hmmmmmmm
someguy987 - December 3, 2010, 10:20 pm
no idea what the guy below me just said
Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 1:31 pm
Decent tribute = 4L but a golden/ amsome pic = 1,000,000,000 L's. So i give you a five cause mr. m hasn't added the 1,000,004 L button yet.


TAGS: beard money wisdom
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Greeny

the1stCOMMI3 - May 12, 2011, 9:05 pm
I understand razors and napkins, but what's with the hankerchiefs? still 5L
forseti - April 14, 2011, 10:11 am


TAGS: resipiscence wisdom from experience
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - May 15, 2013, 8:49 pm
Wy, thank you old cynic. It is quite the combination.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 7:57 pm
Bravo, Gary. 5 locks for you.

THE DARK SIDE - Everyone has it. It's just about how big it is in your life.

TAGS: secret wisdom the side life
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by 7053

Cloudchaser - July 10, 2011, 10:43 am
5Ling this because it's so true

WISDOM OF HOMER SIMPSON - Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't, and that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen

WISDOM - "You only find out who is swimming naked when the tide goes out." - Warren Edward Buffett -


TAGS: socrates wisdom marry
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Suttva

Reality Lord - April 24, 2011, 3:31 pm



TAGS: wisdom
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Anything

forseti - May 8, 2010, 4:56 am
No... I know exactly, this is not true!

WISDOM OF TERRY PRATCHETT: LIFE - It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.

TAGS: wisdom of terry pratchett life
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Chef

Chef - May 11, 2010, 12:43 pm
Sir Terence David John Pratchett, OBE. As of December 2007 had sold more than 55 million books worldwide. He was appointed Officer of the Order of the British Empire (OBE) "for services to literature" in 1998. He was knighted in 2009. Obscure?
GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 10:28 am
excellent pic, 5L. If THEY say your life flashes before your eyes right before you die, when did THEY tell you that? before or after the dying part?
Faceplant31 - May 11, 2010, 10:22 am
Nice one Chef
Derek - May 11, 2010, 4:52 am
Wrong on both counts Ice - 5L
ICEMAN - May 11, 2010, 1:48 am
No one cares about obscure UK authors. 2L

WISDOM - Women would rather have beauty than brains Because men can see better than they can think

TAGS: wisdom battle of the sexes
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by house

mariand - July 13, 2011, 5:20 pm
LOL... so wise


WISDOM OF TERRY PRATCHETT: GOD - Sums it up pretty well...




TAGS: cats dogs youth wisdom old
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

spacedog - December 18, 2010, 10:42 am
5L. Nice one Face.
Faceplant31 - December 17, 2010, 1:10 pm
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:14 pm
Love it face! 5L


TAGS: sign of wisdom
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Greeny


S.E.C.R.E.T.S - It's not about how having it and keeping it, But it's about how to accept it and how people react about it.

FACTS - Wisdom isn't based on them


MARTHA'S TIPS - 3 minutes per bitch and they are ready, that's what my bunkmate said anyway.

A WISE MAN ONCE SAID: - I once had a boss tell me "one oh sh*t wipes out a lot of that a boys"

Hey Nineteen -

TAGS: aging death wisdom temptation youth
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - September 5, 2013, 10:43 pm
Unfortunately, You are correct sir. Awesome cake though... :)
Silverheart - September 5, 2013, 7:58 pm

Unfortunately, there is still no cure for the common birthday.


TAGS: wisdom marriage life water waste
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

spacedog - May 30, 2013, 7:49 pm
Bravo 5150ML, very nice.
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 5:58 pm
Pure greatness MLove.
5150monkeylove - May 30, 2013, 3:15 pm
The title was a chore until I thought of the tune. Dead on cloud. I never heard The River.
5150monkeylove - May 30, 2013, 3:14 pm
Thanks, all.
CloudchaserS - May 30, 2013, 11:16 am
The title has me thinking of Wasted Years by Iron Maiden, though the rest of the text is more like The River by Garth Brooks
GaryO - May 30, 2013, 8:37 am
*…there are only five lions available…..so I used two ‘are’s…I can’t type well when I’m awestruck, OK?
GaryO - May 30, 2013, 8:32 am
Man, I look for these. It’s why I cruise the posters every morn and night. Classic. Sadly, there are only five lions are available.
rerun - May 30, 2013, 7:08 am

Now folks, a poster like this is what it is all about.


TAGS: knowledge vs wisdom humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 7, 2013, 1:39 pm

You could use green cherry tomatoes and tell everyone they're grapes...
MissPriss - June 7, 2013, 12:30 pm
THAT'S what I've been doing wrong. Explains why my salads are never popular at those church picnics. Thanks for the 5L tip Ivs

Life -


TAGS: the wisdom of the cubby
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Cubbybear - August 18, 2010, 10:10 am
Amen...Ice...Amen. 5 artistic poodles

Batteries NOT Included -

Wisdom -

TAGS: knowledge wisdom experience
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

MissPriss - January 12, 2014, 12:31 pm
Oldsod...is that you mom? Sure sounds like my childhood. But mom, why don't we just...oh dammit, here comes the shoe! Actually the pair, one for asking and one for saying dammit. A well deserved 5L Sod.
GaryO - January 11, 2014, 11:04 pm
BAM! 5

Wisdom -



FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - Well it's about damn frickin' time !!!

TAGS: fortune cookie wisdom
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 11:05 am
Subtle and strong... very well done.

know this... -

AGDANIELE THE GREAT - Moderator @ Motifake Thal Shalt Not Be A Timmy Thy Banhammer Is Lethal

SMILE - Because maybe it's the only sunshine other people sees in his day.

the difference between the wise and the learned -

Safety -



TAGS: rerun wisdom fun individualism dna
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - July 19, 2010, 6:12 am
German sense Of Humor, Maybe Someday Ill understand it ...
forseti - July 19, 2010, 5:31 am
So twin have the same fun?*g* I like the and give you 1L for it (right behind "AL_") and 5 lions for the pic :-P
Hawamleh - July 19, 2010, 5:11 am
Thanks friend :)
rerun - July 19, 2010, 1:00 am

Haw - this is nice, and the credit is all yours.
Hawamleh - July 18, 2010, 10:59 pm
Thanks, But I think Rerun Takes Credit For this One.
Reality Lord - July 18, 2010, 10:52 pm



TAGS: fire loss regret truth wisdom
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

holymoly - January 19, 2012, 6:45 pm
Damn!! I think I had a twenty in my jeans pocket...
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 12:56 am
Wow, harsh. My condolences. Now I feel bad for posting it. How demotivating. ;/
maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 2:51 pm
Bin There !
CloudchaserS - January 16, 2012, 3:54 am
I've seen too many stories of dryer fires to ever leave the den when the dryer is running.
djrcreative - January 16, 2012, 12:25 am
FWIW, true story. Not their house, but happened to my Aunt & Uncle's family. Nor was it apathy. I suppose...presumed safety?

WHAT IS LEARNED - Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has. Josh Billings


Insight -

TAGS: tree river fish indian native american wisdom proverb money nature environment
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - April 3, 2016, 1:21 pm
Thanks :))
mizzdizz - April 3, 2016, 12:45 pm
Well done, JW! Well done!!!!!^!!!!!!!!!!!

Understanding -

Endurance -

TAGS: holymen coldfeet first one out loses wisdom courage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - May 5, 2015, 11:01 pm
Thanks for the comments and votes everyone.
mizzdizz - May 5, 2015, 4:34 am
Big O, stop fingering that tiny key broad with your big sausages!!! ROTFL!!!!!
GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:44 pm
effing tiny keybroad!!! 'good'n'
GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:43 pm
Goog'n, space
mizzdizz - May 4, 2015, 5:16 am
ROTFL!! Nice comedy bomb at the end, Space! LUV it!! 5L!
Greeny - May 3, 2015, 3:36 pm
Most important thing learned in college - 5L
JesusWept - May 3, 2015, 12:40 pm
Congrats! 5.

Sincerity -

TAGS: helping selfishness generosity philosophy wisdom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - October 20, 2016, 12:38 am
Well said.
EmilioDumphque - October 19, 2016, 4:27 pm
Harsh, but true. Rather like being holy to reap eternal rewards; it's compromised.

Just Ducky Advice -

TAGS: duck wisdom shared with youth
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

mizzdizz - December 4, 2014, 1:52 pm
and of course Jackaz and Smartaz, who are a lot of fun, but not so good in the LTR--- LOL!
Thedge - December 4, 2014, 10:33 am
Not my words, forgot the attribution. ~ Anonymous. But, thanks for thinking 'twer me. *grinning*
concern3 - December 4, 2014, 9:45 am
Well put 5er

Forest Fire -

TAGS: gump wisdom philosophy advice life
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - October 8, 2016, 12:32 am
You're a riot.
mizzdizz - October 7, 2016, 9:52 pm
Why of course Push, its ME!!! chuckle, chuckle....
Pushkin - October 5, 2016, 9:59 pm
Well, well. How lewd.
mizzdizz - October 4, 2016, 10:33 pm
hard is a BAD thing? chuckle, chuckle...


TAGS: socrates wisdom fool old man
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

mizzdizz - September 13, 2015, 2:16 pm
----and I'm betting you are also a fool 5L
concern3 - September 12, 2015, 11:12 am
I'm betting you are wise

Death Occurs -

TAGS: wisdom understanding life
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

GaryO - April 21, 2015, 6:59 am
...and there it is, my bio, in a tidy little poster, no less...nice suit, I musta did well
JesusWept - April 20, 2015, 3:31 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L

Wisdom -

TAGS: wisdom federal fish water headline
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - October 4, 2016, 10:50 pm
I got these 2 jokes from a couple of agents--- Feeble Brains Installed and Can't Intel Anything... Thanks for sharing the find! Hadn't seen this 1 yet! ^!

Stupidity -


Perspective -

TAGS: wife nagging wisdom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 11, 2014, 1:09 am
And with one scripture, believers many became believers! :-D
Bandit5906 - December 10, 2014, 5:50 pm
Oh yes!
Thedge - December 10, 2014, 3:03 pm
Amen, said the church. 5'd

Travel -

A Grandmother's Wisdom -

TAGS: age brings wisdom decorum hopefully
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

EmilioDumphque - November 1, 2014, 12:59 am
"If you haven't anything nice to say, come sit right by me!" -Rita Weill

insanity -

TAGS: insanity psychosis knowledge wisdom enlightenment
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

EmilioDumphque - May 19, 2015, 7:43 pm
Indeed, that is the whole point of using a chemical to induce temporary psychosis, back in the 60s/70s. It gives one insight and perspective into the nature of sanity.

Preschooler Wisdom -

Education -

TAGS: learning education wisdom knowledge advice
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - February 23, 2016, 10:05 pm
That's ironic. This is the one that was forced. I had a gun to my head while I was doing it.
Rick69 - February 23, 2016, 5:14 pm
Prefer this one by far.